You're not the boss of me

OK, so yeah I haven't posted in a while. I been busy, I have strep throat so bad that i can feel it in my ears, and I've been busy, so leave me the fuggalone. Also I bought a new bicycle, and I've been riding the shit out of it, which has been cutting into "angry time." But the world is imploding, politics are awesome, my stupid cats are hilarious, and I'm turning 30 next week, so my bag is bursting with things to complain loudly about to the 13 people who read this stupid blog.